ERP Modules

ERP Modules in 1500s

If King Henry the viii had a Supply Chain Management ERP module and a Manufacturing ERP module, he could have more efficiently dealt with this situation.  Instead of waiting months for the sword and the swordsman to arrive from France, Henry could have used his manufacturing facilities to make a similar sword.  This would have saved Henry time and money.

Henry was very close to having just about all the Enterprise Resource Planning modules he needed.  He fired up his ERP system and launched his CRM ERP module and started making more contacts in order to find a new wife now that wife number two was dead.  Luckily for Henry the CRM ERP module worked like a charm and he found a new wife.  Henry used his Financial ERP module to give all of dead Ann’s belongings to his new wife.  It was a very efficient process, which saved Henry time and money.  Unfortunately, his new wife died in child birth so Henry had to fire up his ERP system again.  He launched his CRM module on his global network and found a bride in Germany.  Thankfully Henry had his Finance module to calculate German money into English money so that he knew right away what his new bride was worth.

Henry didn’t really enjoy his new German bride and soon divorced her.  Once again, his Finance ERP module surely came in handy when he had to send her away with certain riches and possessions.  Henry was lonely again, but he didn’t despair because he had his Enterprise Resource Planning system to help him support and guide his kingdom.  Henry fired up his Enterprise Resource Planning system and launched his CRM module.  Henry soon found a new bride.  His new bride was young and spent a lot of money.  Henry updated his Finance module with budgeting functionality.  He put his young wife on a budget, which saved him and the kingdom tons of money.  Although, his young wife did live long because cheated on old Henry so he chopped off her head.

Henry went back to his good old CRM module and found another bride.  Soon after he married his sixth bride, Henry died.  But before he died he thanked his ERP vendor. Henry realized that chopping off his wives heads was much easier than divorcing them because it saved him money.  His ERP system helped him rule his kingdom.

Written by :

kristine H